Malapropalooza
That's right, Rouge Wavers, it's that time. I have again collected a small sampling of my favorite belly-laugh malapropisms. I have a special glass jar where I plunk them when I find them and save them just for you. It's just a short list this time. Oh, but such a good one:
Polished to a “I”.
A mop has gathered to watch the stoning.
Our time is neigh.
A medic sows up his leg.
You loose, I win.
The crowd clams down.
Sigmund approaches the Maiterde.
A gigantic blue portly fish bodied bird faced creature flew by.
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6 comments:
'You loose, I win.'
In a certain context, that would make sense.
My favorite one occurred many years ago when I was writing a novel. The line read:
"Harry wagged his giner at Archie."
Sometimes a finger is just a finger and sometimes it's a...well, you get the point.
I can only say it's amazing what can be considered vindication.
Onward and upward.
You loose, I win is tops in my book! Nice!
I can't believe I've never stumbled onto your corner of the Scribosphere before. Good stuff! I'll be adding you to my feeds for daily reading! Welcome to the fun. :-)
Welcome to the Rouge Wave, Fun Joel! You are now an honorary Rouge Waver! So glad you like Wave-World. Tell all your friends!
Ah, my girlfriend is always coming out with these. My favorite is "It's nothing to be sneezed at"
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