That's right, Rouge Wavers, it's that time. I have again collected a small sampling of my favorite belly-laugh malapropisms. I have a special glass jar where I plunk them when I find them and save them just for you. It's just a short list this time. Oh, but such a good one:
Polished to a “I”.
A mop has gathered to watch the stoning.
Our time is neigh.
A medic sows up his leg.
You loose, I win.
The crowd clams down.
Sigmund approaches the Maiterde.
A gigantic blue portly fish bodied bird faced creature flew by.
'You loose, I win.'
ReplyDeleteIn a certain context, that would make sense.
My favorite one occurred many years ago when I was writing a novel. The line read:
ReplyDelete"Harry wagged his giner at Archie."
Sometimes a finger is just a finger and sometimes it's a...well, you get the point.
I can only say it's amazing what can be considered vindication.
ReplyDeleteOnward and upward.
You loose, I win is tops in my book! Nice!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I've never stumbled onto your corner of the Scribosphere before. Good stuff! I'll be adding you to my feeds for daily reading! Welcome to the fun. :-)
Welcome to the Rouge Wave, Fun Joel! You are now an honorary Rouge Waver! So glad you like Wave-World. Tell all your friends!
ReplyDeleteAh, my girlfriend is always coming out with these. My favorite is "It's nothing to be sneezed at"
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